So now you guys know what wood looks like. I did not really mean to put myself out here but it was necessary to understand this story.
On Saturday night while running errands I went to the Food Depot in Riverdale to get some things needed for dinner. While in the store I feel like this boy is following me. Initially I did not pay it any attention. I just thought " My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...." plus I have been known to attract stalkers, crazy people, and those who like the scent of vanilla. (I hate the scent of Vanilla.) I determine he works at the store. He keeps a healthy distance while I shop but he is always in eyesight. When I leave the store he is outside gathering carts. I am loading up the car and he says he will wait for the cart. Then starts gushing..." I can't believe you are really here, I am a huge fan" Now he is standing next to me as I give him a What the hell kinda look. Then he says My Bad...did anyone tell you that you look like Cee-Lo? I awkwardly smile and say I have heard that before. ( Someone really did tell me this before)
This boy had good intentions so I was not offended. Plus I am a fan of Cee-Lo and the Goodie Mobb. However, I dont think we look a like. Plus unless he changed his look for his cd Cee-lo green is the soul machine, ( which drops today and received 3 stars from USA Today.. go buy it) He is a tad bit bigger than I am.
I told JB about what happened. He initially did not know who Cee-lo was. After a google search, he we are both short, black, and bald and have dark eyes. Then said "Atleast you don't look like a little Buda like last year.
After calling him a few muthafukas in my mind to make me feel better. I had to step up my beauty and fitness routine. I got some work to do before Damita Jo hits the streets.
Comments (5)
Not Cee-lo! I'd have milked that shit to see how far I could get (because I tend to attract crazy folks too...hey, it's entertainment!).
Posted by karsh | March 4, 2004 3:03 PM
Posted on March 4, 2004 15:03
Little Buddah!?!?!?! * DEAD * I know you were undone at that!
Posted by Prime | March 4, 2004 7:21 PM
Posted on March 4, 2004 19:21
You look enough alike to get picked out of a police line up, which is where I thought that story was going. Somebody following you in a store, I'm figuring somebody mistook another innocent Black man for a more guilty one. Good to know this had a harmless ending.
Posted by Bernie | March 7, 2004 4:23 PM
Posted on March 7, 2004 16:23
From the pics you put up, I see a bit of a resemblance... but personally I think he was tryin to get up with you...
Posted by Rocka | March 8, 2004 7:21 PM
Posted on March 8, 2004 19:21
You are not Cee-lo. Trust me on that one. You should have hit him with pepper spray.
Posted by ej | March 9, 2004 10:35 AM
Posted on March 9, 2004 10:35